April 2012
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queenofteamplasma:
in my spanish class today a girl asked what the difference was between star wars and star trek. and then this kid stood up really fast and threw his stuff across the room and flipped his desk over and started yelling out of rage.
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prof oak: are you a boy or a girl
tumblr user: how dare you ask that question you cisgender scum what if i don't fit in the gender binary why can't i use two names interchangeably what if i identify as an otherkin why are the playable characters wearing clothes that fit their gender role why can there be pokemon that don't have a gender why can't i have a ditto as a starter it's my spirit pokemon lol where are MY options i'm writing a letter to nintendo to express my frustration depsite the fact they don't actually produce the games
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if we were the last two people on earth
sirwigglebrowiii:
we really wouldn’t be able to repopulate, i mean come on. the amount of incest that would require is so astronomical that it hasn’t been seen outside the appalachians for millenia.
jokes aside, would you do me?
not a single one of you answered my question. you have performed on par with my expectations.
i am the puppetmaster.
odd. this usually works for me.
Guy at the bar last night: So, have you ever kissed a frat boy?
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Guy: Well, would you like to?
Me: -melts into a puddle, seeps through the floor, and trickles home having lost all hope in the male race-
doc says i’m depressed and have add so i start on wellbutrin tomorrow goodnight.
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