July 2012
22 posts
racsagadamstae:
also, I have never once in my life found David Bowie attractive.
get out
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moustacheislove:
i really hate when people say ‘no homo’
like excuse you
get back here and give me the homo you denied me of
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today we saw the church where the rents got hitched and the apartment where we lived after i tore my way out of mom’s fun hole and we were just down the street from where i actually did said tearing. i wonder what it’s like not living a couple thousand miles from your birthplace.
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pleasesponsormyfuneral:
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skulltulas:
laynaberry:
Dial-Up sound 700%...
jellybeing:
I started crying in the middle of batman because I realized they are making another iron man movie and Phil is dead
TT why would you do that
thelesbianwhisperer:
mykaobering:
Sometimes...
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hideway:
christian bale is replaced by adam west halfway through the dark knight rises and i’m really confused that this isnt in any of the pre reviews? no one else has talked about it at all
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racsagadamstae:
My friends are sweet, thank you.
oh my that’s really cute
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jellybeing:
thechosenjuan:
futuresushi:
i don’t even want to display the title
jesus CHRIST
oh my god
Jeepers…
daaaaaaayyuuuuuuummm
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gracesloth:
offbeatorbit:
OK, I can explain. At some point in high school I received this Harry Potter doll as a gift. Shortly after the little rubber glasses came off and my friend, Rodolfo, and I got tired of his Sorcerer’s Stone clothes. So we transformed the HP doll into a high fashion model, and Dolfo made clothes for him out of scraps of fabric and napkins and leaves and...
that was a jOKE. don’t call the tumblr squad plz.
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when i was talking to some people about how non-whites are inferior they were like, “dude you’re racist” and i was like “no i have a friend who’s black” and they were like, “oh ok nvm then sry.”
marththebland:
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