January 2012
76 posts
1 tag
1 tag
who wants to open up a literature-themed bar with...
victoryjobs:
it will be called hemingway’s (natch)
our menu will include drinks we invent ourselves based on puns of classic book titles
of ice and gin
lagerhaus-five
absolut, absolut
tequila mockingbird
etc
and once a month we will have a free drinking contest called “atlas chugged”
I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.:... →
fezandajumper:
takeme-toglasgow:
sevendaystothewolves:
comealongsherlock:
suburban-infitters:
iamamonsterandyouwillrun:
run-i-am-a-psycho-stalker-and-i:
I found a really really great sexuality test. Post your results. For shits and giggles.
oh-my-godstiel
You scored 71 Heterosexuality, 19 Homosexuality, and 25 Asexuality!
Does Kristen dream of meme-like sheep?: i listened... →
sirwigglebrowiii:
bingonightatthestripclub:
sirwigglebrowiii:
bingonightatthestripclub:
sirwigglebrowiii:
does this mean i’m strip night at the bingo club now?
No, you have to fall asleep sobbing to ‘Stripped’ on repeat everynight for the rest of your life…
i listened to depeche mode, like, four times this...
bingonightatthestripclub:
sirwigglebrowiii:
bingonightatthestripclub:
sirwigglebrowiii:
does this mean i’m strip night at the bingo club now?
No, you have to fall asleep sobbing to ‘Stripped’ on repeat everynight for the rest of your life before you can even dream of being this fabulous.
but i can’t sob because no tear ducts
Well you’re fuqed then. Did you like what you heard? I...
i listened to depeche mode, like, four times this...
bingonightatthestripclub:
sirwigglebrowiii:
does this mean i’m strip night at the bingo club now?
No, you have to fall asleep sobbing to ‘Stripped’ on repeat everynight for the rest of your life before you can even dream of being this fabulous.
but i can’t sob because no tear ducts
2 tags
i listened to depeche mode, like, four times this...
does this mean i’m strip night at the bingo club now?
2 tags
hellokittychainsaw:
what did the buffalo say when he dropped his kid off at school
bison
1 tag
racsagadamstae:
sirwigglebrowiii:
what the hell is first?
I don’t believe in soiling my blog by saying such a thing
but it rhymes with “menstruating vag complete with marzipan tampon cake”
oh I was never good at rhymes
well. that certainly
…
takes the cake
1 tag
1 tag
acciomintbunny:
milesfromeverywhere:
ellerigby13:
I feel like Benedict Cumberbatch and Christopher Eccleston spliced their genes in a lab then some scientists zipped theirs together to create Colin Morgan.
=
FISH YOU NEED TO SEE THIS
SWEET BABY JESUS.
klfjdskfjdzkflsjl
huh
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
1 tag
elaine-a-loo asked: Rude.
1 tag
What if the Statue of Liberty is a giant weeping...
doctorwho:
doctor-donnanoble:
And no one has noticed because tourists are constantly looking at it.
1 tag
1 tag
2 tags
Watchshyarly:
ah yes same
1 tag
i don't normally downvote things
especially on youtube, but if someone tries to tell me that “the show goes on” is better than “float on,” that fucka’s gonna get a thumbs down up his ass (okay, gross).
dude was probably trying to get yelled at anyway, but i don’t care.
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
1 tag
