May 2013
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greymon:
Disgaea is so great im in a battle and just did a counter-counter-counter-counter attack
chaosghost:
stoleyourgirlfriendand:
perrydaplatypus404:
“Rule #1 of Tumblr: Always reblog your crea—”
“This is our site! You must never tell anyone about Tumb—”
“IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS, JUST GO AND DELETE YOUR BL—”
“OMG GUYS TUMBLR WAS DOWN AGAIN I SURVIVED THE TUMBLR APOC—”
“OMG NOOOOO YAHOO BOUGHT TUMBLR! GOODBYE EVERYONE WE’RE ALL GONNA DI—”
“BUT IT’S DAVID KARP; HOW CAN...
i really love ke$ha though and i don’t even care
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Ke$ha - The Sleazy Remix ft Andre 3000
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confusedtree:
Like obviously a billion dollars is worth more than the feelings of sad teenagers but I just love that Tumblr finally removed all ambiguity from that truth. I would choose the money too
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OH MY GOD DRAGQUEEN I GET IT
FUCK
I’M SO STUPID
I JUST THOUGHT IT LOOKED COOL
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had an interesting conversation about age of consent at work today
jk it was just creepy and uncomfortable
mistersnurb:
i’m sitting here laughing at “also, david karp is dead“because i’m in love with myself
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colorfulrussianfireworks:
Please read this because it’s one of the most important posts I will ever write and if you are truly my friend, you will understand that this is something I need to say, and have needed to say for a long time now.
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oh man
remember lady gaga?
damn, that was some crazy times.
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Seinfelt: The Legend →
seinfelt:
Jerry’s housekeys disappear upon each use, and he must solve elaborate, room-sized block puzzles to earn more. Elaine gives Jerry a Jew’s harp on which he can play songs that have a mystical quality. He recoils, and tells her that she could have called it a jaw harp, Ozark harp, trump, khomus,…
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itsvondell:
Don’t Trust the Bee in Akeelah and the Bee
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Sasuke: MY FAMILY IS DEEEEAD.
Naruto: My family is dead too. Also they died sealing a demon fox inside me for the sake of the village which for the next thirteen years of my life totally shunned me because of something I had no control over.
Gaara: My parents are dead. My mom died giving birth to me and everyone around me despised me because of it and my dad put a demon raccoon inside me which made me emotionally volatile and murderous and then my uncle tried to kill me which turned me into a sociopath.
Neji: My father died to protect a man who spent the next undetermined amount of time in my life torturing me into becoming the perfect servant which led me to despise my cousin who I almost wound up killing and then I died for her sake.
Tsunade: My family died in the second Shinobi War, so did my lover, which I blamed myself for.
Kakashi: My best friend died and then told me to rip out his eye and replace one of my own with it, then later I had to kill my only remaining teammate. Also my dad died.
Pein: I never knew my parents also everyone around me I love either dies or suffers terribly.
Sasori: My parents died when I was really young which sent me into an emotional downwards spiral that resulted in me turning myself into a puppet, killing my mentor and abandoning my village.
Itachi: I killed my entire family for the sake of my baby brother and let myself become a complete villain for his sake though he later used all that as an excuse to go batshit insane on us and wind up killing me out of misguided vengance.
Sasuke: ...
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worb:
a girl is submitting so many graphic photos of her touching herself to username
they’re still arriving as i type this very post
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Seinfelt: The Elevator →
seinfelt:
Jerry, Elaine, George, and Kramer all take an elevator together, but the cable snaps, sending them plummeting 40 stories toward the ground. Elaine spends the entire six-second free fall trying to arrange herself to ultimately land on George’s body, as she thinks he’s doughy enough that she could…
