anime
oh man
remember lady gaga?
damn, that was some crazy times.
Jerry’s housekeys disappear upon each use, and he must solve elaborate, room-sized block puzzles to earn more. Elaine gives Jerry a Jew’s harp on which he can play songs that have a mystical quality. He recoils, and tells her that she could have called it a jaw harp, Ozark harp, trump, khomus,…
(Source: f-fontaine, via greymon)
- Sasuke: MY FAMILY IS DEEEEAD.
- Naruto: My family is dead too. Also they died sealing a demon fox inside me for the sake of the village which for the next thirteen years of my life totally shunned me because of something I had no control over.
- Gaara: My parents are dead. My mom died giving birth to me and everyone around me despised me because of it and my dad put a demon raccoon inside me which made me emotionally volatile and murderous and then my uncle tried to kill me which turned me into a sociopath.
- Neji: My father died to protect a man who spent the next undetermined amount of time in my life torturing me into becoming the perfect servant which led me to despise my cousin who I almost wound up killing and then I died for her sake.
- Tsunade: My family died in the second Shinobi War, so did my lover, which I blamed myself for.
- Kakashi: My best friend died and then told me to rip out his eye and replace one of my own with it, then later I had to kill my only remaining teammate. Also my dad died.
- Pein: I never knew my parents also everyone around me I love either dies or suffers terribly.
- Sasori: My parents died when I was really young which sent me into an emotional downwards spiral that resulted in me turning myself into a puppet, killing my mentor and abandoning my village.
- Itachi: I killed my entire family for the sake of my baby brother and let myself become a complete villain for his sake though he later used all that as an excuse to go batshit insane on us and wind up killing me out of misguided vengance.
- Sasuke: ...
Back in a minute, currently finding it really hard to breathe from laughing.
oh……my…….god……….
fuck this world
(via mistersnurb)
